A Girl in Every Port

After two sailors are conned into buying a lame race-horse, they go ashore to sort out the problem, but when they realize that the horse is one of a pair of identical twins, their plan for revenge becomes more complicated.

Cast

Groucho Marx

as Benjamin Franklin 'Benny' Linn

Marie Wilson

as Jane Sweet, a dumb blonde

William Bendix

as Timothy Aloysius 'Tim' Dunnovan

Don DeFore

as Bert Sedgwick

Gene Lockhart

as Garvey

Dee Hartford

as Millicent Temple

Hanley Stafford

as Fleet Admiral Temple

Teddy Hart

as High Life

Percy Helton

as Drive-In Manager

George E. Stone

as Skeezer

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