A Wiseguy Christmas

Former New York mob boss Tony Pantera has just been relocated to Los Angeles in the witness protection program. Not a fan of Christmas, Tony must rediscover the true meaning of Christmas, while trying to stay alive.

Cast

Nino Cimino

as Tony Pantera

Chris Spinelli

as Martin

Jaclyn Marfuggi

as Natalie

Sam Dobbins

as David

James Menditto

as Joey Deuces

Nicole D'Angelo

as Britney

Gio Drasconi

as Frankie

Louis DeStefano

as Benny

Reviews

Vincent80

I was searching different Christmas movies online and came across this one. Coming from an Italian background, the title and poster got me interested, so I decided to watch the movie. This is obviously not a big studio movie, it’s a 70 minute low budget Mafia comedy. I thought it was very funny, ...

RobSoc

Ho Ho Ho Bada Bing Bada Bang... We loved A Wiseguy Christmas, it was fun and lots of laughs, our family loves indie films and this one hit a home run.. Great for the whole family, from 3-103 no worries of our kids seeing or hearing anything offensive, but still fun for the grown-ups it had a little ...

pattyst

Love, love, LOVED this movie. The poster promised family friendly and for young kids...it absolutely was family friendly - a complete giggle! As adults we were not expecting anything serious but interestingly kids don't care...they just want to be entertained and laugh. That they did including re...

Bandung88

Very funny Christmas Italian movies, I highly recommended to anyone that love Christmas movies....

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