Thar She Blows!

A crazed sea captain goes on a bloody rampage after his vessel is commissioned by a sleazy film producer and a trio of vixens.

Cast

Shari Mann

as Teddy

Steve Vincent

as Captain Bob Frigate

Chris Mathis

as Sally Frigate

Stuart Lancaster

as Kenyon Adler

David F. Friedman

as Bartender

Debbie Hart

as Wendy

Lynne Lori

as Sheri

John Alderman

as Phil Latio

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