The US army is known for churning out lean mean fighting machines intent on protecting our great nation. Sergeant Ernie Bilko is the leader of a ragtag group of the sorriest soldiers ever to enlist in the armed forces.

Steve Martin
as Ernest Bilko

Dan Aykroyd
as Colonel Hall

Phil Hartman
as Major Thorn

Glenne Headly
as Rita Robbins

Daryl Mitchell
as Wally Holbrook

Max Casella
as Dino Paparelli

Eric Edwards
as Duane Doberman

Dan Ferro
as Tony Morales

John Marshall Jones
as Sergeant Henshaw

Brian Leckner
as Sam Fender