Bernie

In small-town Texas, affable and popular mortician Bernie Tiede strikes up a friendship with Marjorie Nugent, a wealthy widow well known for her sour attitude. When she becomes controlling and abusive, Bernie goes to great lengths to remove himself from her grasp.

Cast

Jack Black

as Bernie Tiede

Shirley MacLaine

as Marjorie Nugent

Matthew McConaughey

as Danny Buck Davidson

Brady Coleman

as Scrappy Holmes

Richard Robichaux

as Lloyd Hornbuckle

Rick Dial

as Don Leggett

Brandon Smith

as Sheriff Huckabee

Larry Jack Dotson

as Rev. Woodard

Merrilee McCommas

as Molly

Mathew Greer

as Carl

Reviews

DoryDarko

Bernie is a really fun and enjoyable dark comedy, starring Jack Black and Shirley MacLaine. This is actually the true story of what happened between a purely good man and a purely evil woman. Jack Black plays Bernie Tiede, an assistant undertaker in the small town of Carthage, Texas. He is loved ...

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