Affable hit man Melvin Smiley is constantly being scammed by his cutthroat colleagues in the life-ending business. So, when he and his fellow assassins kidnap the daughter of an electronics mogul, it's naturally Melvin who takes the fall when their prime score turns sour. That's because the girl is the goddaughter of the gang's ruthless crime boss. But, even while dodging bullets, Melvin has to keep his real job secret from his unsuspecting fiancée, Pam.
Mark Wahlberg
as Melvin Smiley
Lou Diamond Phillips
as Cisco
Christina Applegate
as Pam Shulman
China Chow
as Keiko Nishi
Avery Brooks
as Paris
Antonio Sabàto, Jr.
as Vince
Bokeem Woodbine
as Crunch
Elliott Gould
as Morton Shulman
Lainie Kazan
as Jeanne Shulman
Robin Dunne
as Gump
jeremiah
Dudes' Night again last night... thought about skipping posting this it was just so god-awful... Instead I guess I'll write 400 some words about it... :P Hit man Marky Mark "just wants people to like him!" and get's over his head in debt trying to maintain both his mistress' and fiance's lifesty...
EvilWayz
I'm beginning to think that nobody on this site has a sense of humor or a brain. This movie is a parody of the rash of all too serious hitman and gangster movies of the nineties, specifically John Woo. You aren't supposed to take anything about this movie seriously. Everything about this movie...