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The Big Hit

Affable hit man Melvin Smiley is constantly being scammed by his cutthroat colleagues in the life-ending business. So, when he and his fellow assassins kidnap the daughter of an electronics mogul, it's naturally Melvin who takes the fall when their prime score turns sour. That's because the girl is the goddaughter of the gang's ruthless crime boss. But, even while dodging bullets, Melvin has to keep his real job secret from his unsuspecting fiancée, Pam.

Cast

Mark Wahlberg

Mark Wahlberg

as Melvin Smiley

Lou Diamond Phillips

Lou Diamond Phillips

as Cisco

Christina Applegate

Christina Applegate

as Pam Shulman

China Chow

China Chow

as Keiko Nishi

Avery Brooks

Avery Brooks

as Paris

Antonio Sabàto, Jr.

Antonio Sabàto, Jr.

as Vince

Bokeem Woodbine

Bokeem Woodbine

as Crunch

Elliott Gould

Elliott Gould

as Morton Shulman

Lainie Kazan

Lainie Kazan

as Jeanne Shulman

Robin Dunne

Robin Dunne

as Gump

Reviews

jeremiah

Dudes' Night again last night... thought about skipping posting this it was just so god-awful... Instead I guess I'll write 400 some words about it... :P Hit man Marky Mark "just wants people to like him!" and get's over his head in debt trying to maintain both his mistress' and fiance's lifesty...

EvilWayz

I'm beginning to think that nobody on this site has a sense of humor or a brain. This movie is a parody of the rash of all too serious hitman and gangster movies of the nineties, specifically John Woo. You aren't supposed to take anything about this movie seriously. Everything about this movie...

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