I Wanna Be a Criminal

A Martial Arts instructor receives a motivational book as a birthday gift and becomes inspired to pursue her lifelong passion of becoming a criminal. Unfortunately, crime is harder than it looks.

Cast

LJ Ugarte

as Calvin

Sidnei Barboza

as Don Alfredo

Alexandria Isola

as Jackie

Alejandro Maysonet

as Rony Tobbins

Cristal Bella

as Emily

Florencia Barletta

as Homeowner

Chris Kitchen

as Handicapped Man

Bianca Bingham

as Bar Patron 2

Shawn Martin

as Mafia with Chest Hair

Carolyn Matea

as Charlie

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