Up Your Alley

A nerdy virgin who spends most of his waking hours dreaming about big-busted, naked women gets a job catering at a film festival party that is chock full of his "dream girls". Unfortunately, he finds himself involved in a Mafia jewel-smuggling plot and must impersonate a Mafia don who he has inadvertently caused to die of a heart attack.

Cast

Frank Corsentino

as Seymour

Haji

as Maria Manina

Michael Finn

as Grogan

Marius Mazmanian

as Toenails

Lee McLaughlin

as Sissy

Charles Knapp

as Don Marco

Lillian Shrewsbury

as Mother

Irene Makarewicz

as Aunt

John Bloom

as Bruno

Tyra Tashiro

as Gardener

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