Haru, an orphaned American who washes ashore in Japan and is mistaken for the great White Ninja of legend. Raised among the finest Ninjas, Haru grows strong and big - very big. With the grace of all Three Stooges rolled into one body, Haru is an embarrassment to his clan. But when a beautiful blonde pleads for his help, Haru is given one dangerous, disastrously funny chance to prove himself.

Chris Farley
as Haru

Nicollette Sheridan
as Allison Page / Sally Jones

Robin Shou
as Gobei

Nathaniel Parker
as Martin Tanley

Chris Rock
as Joey

Soon-Tek Oh
as Sensei

Keith Cooke
as Nobu

François Chau
as Izumo

Dale Ishimoto
as Old Japanese Man

Daming Chen
as Head Kobudosai
Andre Gonzales
I forgot how funny this movie is. I used to watch this all the time. Still as funny now as it was back then....