Jane Austen's Mafia!

After growing up poor in Salmonella, Vincenzo Cortino installs himself as the preeminent, if bumbling, Mafia don of the New World. But now he must pass on power to one of his two sons: either level-headed veteran Anthony or vituperative loose cannon Joey.

Cast

Jay Mohr

as Anthony Cortino

Billy Burke

as Joey Cortino

Christina Applegate

as Diane Steen

Pamela Gidley

as Pepper Gianini

Olympia Dukakis

as Sophia

Lloyd Bridges

as Vincenzo Cortino

Jason Fuchs

as Young Vincenzo

Joe Viterelli

as Clamato

Tony Lo Bianco

as Marzoni

Blake Hammond

as Fatso Paulie Orsatti

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