You're in the Army Now

Incompetent door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesmen become enlisted without their knowledge.

Cast

Jimmy Durante

as Homer "Jeeper" Smith

Phil Silvers

as Brewster "Breezy" Jones

Jane Wyman

as Bliss Dobson

Regis Toomey

as Captain Joe Radcliffe

Donald MacBride

as Colonel Dobson

Joe Sawyer

as Sergeant Madden

Clarence Kolb

as General Winthrop

Paul Harvey

as General Philpot

George Meeker

as Captain Austin

Paul Stanton

as Lt. Colonel Rogers

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