The Worst Horror Movie Ever Made

A group of friends get together for a card game, but within five minutes, most die horribly, leaving the hosts to run for their lives (and from the law). Along the way, they encounter every conceivable horror movie monster/villain, but with a new twist.

Cast

Rocco Martone

as Leading Man

Jeanne Potter

as Leading Lady

Elaine Tuttle

as Lead Hick

Bill Zebub

as Mental Patient

Johnny Paoline

as Baby Butcher / Army Man / Redneck Hick / Middle Eastern / Baby Butcher's Mother

George 'The Slayer' Stiso

as Jesus / Zombie Jesus / Crazy Guy / Toilet Paper Mummy

Michael Cucciniello

as Ax Murderer

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