Small Time Crooks

A loser of a crook and his wife strike it rich when a botched bank job's cover business becomes a spectacular success.

Cast

Woody Allen

as Ray

Tracey Ullman

as Frenchy

Michael Rapaport

as Denny

Tony Darrow

as Tommy

Jon Lovitz

as Benny

Hugh Grant

as David

Elaine May

as May

Sam Josepher

as Real Estate Agent

Lawrence Howard Levy

as Dynamite Dealer

Brian Markinson

as Cop

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