Major Payne

Major Benson Winifred Payne is being discharged from the Marines. Payne is a killin' machine, but the wars of the world are no longer fought on the battlefield. A career Marine, he has no idea what to do as a civilian, so his commander finds him a job - commanding officer of a local school's JROTC program, a bunch of ragtag losers with no hope.

Cast

Damon Wayans

as Maj. Benson Payne

Karyn Parsons

as Emily Walburn

William Hickey

as Dr. Phillips

Michael Ironside

as Lt. Col. Stone

Albert Hall

as Gen. Decker

Orlando Brown

as Cadet Kevin 'Tiger' Dunne

Steven Martini

as Cadet Alex Stone

Andrew Leeds

as Cadet Dotson

Chris Owen

as Cadet Wuliger

Joseph Blaire

as Cadet Bryan

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