Jeremy O'Reilly, the self-important presenter of a TV news show, returns to a clueless East End community where a prank leads to the murder of a beautiful local actress and a savage Press that demands to know, "Who killed Paige Boston?"

Ian McKellen
as Continuity Announcer

Martin Serene
as Jeremy O'Reilly

Steve Sweeney
as Little Piss Head

Ronald Pickup
as The Gambler

Virginia Denham
as The Midwife

Edward Tudor-Pole
as The Landlord

Beth Johnson
as Paige Boston

Moya Brady
as Marge

Rachel Pickup
as Penelope Wright

Peter Lovstrom
as Tv Presenter