Dont shoot me Santa.

After the world was divided into four different hemispheres, each occupying a different Santa Claus responsible for delivering presents to their designated hemisphere. Until one Santa realizes he wants to rule over the rest. RUSSIAN SANTA. Join Black Santa (Ar'Avas Johnson) as he embarks upon a quest to save Christmas as well as himself.

Cast

Ar'Avas Johnson

as Black Santa

Seth Reyes

as Head Elf

Sebastian Zuniga

as Russian Santa

Angel Dominguez

as Russian Elf #1

Roy Pressley

as Russian Elf #2

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