A socially awkward young woman gets bitten by a radioactive spider and becomes a crime-fighting superhero and tries to defeat a nefarious super villain while going after any man (or woman) she wants to bed down with.

Erin Brown
as Patricia Porker (Spiderbabe)

Julian Wells
as Lucinda Knoxx (Femtilian)

Darian Caine
as Lisa Knoxx

Adam Cox
as Mark Jeremy ("M.J.") Wetson

Christine Domaniecki
as Aunt Maybe

Peter Quarry
as Uncle Flem

Michael R. Thomas
as Dr. Dowell

Shelby Taylor
as Queen Bee

John Link
as Manholio Bar Manager

Justin Wingenfeld
as School Bully