Two 'very straight' old timers have to learn how to pass as a loving gay couple after falsely claiming same-sex status to take advantage of newly legislated tax laws.

Paul Hogan
as Vince Hopgood

Michael Caton
as Ralph Williams

Pete Postlethwaite
as Russell McKenzie (taxman)

Roy Billing
as Fred Coulson

Alan Cassell
as Stan Rogers

Andy Pappas
as Post Van Driver

Paula Duncan
as Yvonne Philpot

Kevin Dee
as Hughie

Stewart Faichney
as Sergeant Jack Jenkins

Simon Paton
as Red