Long Flat Balls

Six guys from Norway go on a trip to Germany to cheer on Norway in the world Championship of football. But it isn't easy to put their normal life aside, not even for football.

Cast

Jan Edgar Fjell

as Edgar

Anders Fast Fjell

as Øyvind

Petter Jørgensen

as Petter

Eirik Tobiassen

as Karsten

Kai Helge Hansen

as Kai

Frode Lie

as Freddy

Lars Olav Karlsen

as Lars Olav Karlsen

José Mourinho

as Self

Åge Hareide

as Self

Roman Roth

as Klaus Bittman

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