The Wackiest Ship in the Army

Lieutenant Rip Crandall is hoodwinked into taking command of the "Wackiest Ship in the Navy" – a real garbage scow with a crew of misfits who don't know a jib from a jigger. What none of them knows, including Crandall, is that this ship has a very important top-secret mission to complete in waters patrolled by the Japanese fleet. Their mission will save hundreds of allied lives – if only they can get there in one piece.

Cast

Jack Lemmon

as Rip Crandall

Ricky Nelson

as Tommy Hanson

John Lund

as Wilbur Vandewater

Chips Rafferty

as Patterson

Tom Tully

as Captain McClung

Joby Baker

as Josh Davidson

Warren Berlinger

as A.J. Sparks

Patricia Driscoll

as Maggie

Mike Kellin

as Jack MacCarthy

Richard Anderson

as Dennis Foster

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