It Ain't Hay

Abbot and Costello must find a replacement for a woman's horse they accidentally killed after feeding it some candy. They head for the racetrack, find a look-a-like and take it. They do not realize that the nag is "Tea Biscuit," a champion racehorse.

Cast

Bud Abbott

as Grover Mockridge

Lou Costello

as Wilbur Hoolihan

Grace McDonald

as Kitty McClain

Cecil Kellaway

as King O'Hara

Eugene Pallette

as Gregory Warner

Patsy O'Connor

as Peggy / Princess O'Hara

Leighton Noble

as Private Joe Collins

Shemp Howard

as Umbrella Sam

Samuel S. Hinds

as Colonel Brainard

Eddie Quillan

as Harry, the Horse

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