Evil baddie Dr. Otto Von-Schnick-ick-ick tries to take over the planet by first destroying all of our financial systems, collapsing the world's economy and sending populations across the globe into mass panic! Only one goody-goody can stop him.. or can he? The oblivious Lance Sterling is on the case! With the aid of his underappreciated assistant Doris, will Lance manage to save the day and defeat Doctor Otto before the mad scientist's megalomaniacal plan is fulfilled? Or will the villain succeed in distracting them to their doom with his many convincing costumes, courtesy of his own convenient Changing Coffin? Tune in to find out!

Jim Varney
as Dr. Otto VonSchnick / Rudd Hardtact / Laughin' Jack / Guy Dandy / Auntie Nelda / Ernest P. Worrell

Glenn Petach
as Otto's Head-Hand

Myke R. Mueller
as Lance Sterling

Jackie Welch
as Doris Talbot

Daniel Butler
as Slave Willie

Esther Huston
as Tina Nelson

Tina Goetze
as Rhonda Sue

Jennifer Wood
as Monique

David Landon
as Bank Pres. Rutherford

Mac Bennett
as V.P. #1