Thinking he's competing in Los Angeles' hot Platinum Scissors contest, Scottish hairstylist Crawford leaves Glasgow with a film crew to capture the event. When he learns he's a mere audience member, Crawford must find a way to become the mane event.

Craig Ferguson
as Crawford Mackenzie

Frances Fisher
as Candy

Mary McCormack
as Monique

Donal Logue
as Eamonn

Larry Miller
as Dunston Cactus

Charles Napier
as Sen. Warren Crockett

Michael Paul Chan
as Clarence

Sara Gilbert
as Gretle Dickens

Ted McGinley
as Johnny Darjerling

Nina Siemaszko
as Betty Fuego